The brave little hotel toaster

fyeahfallout:

Fallout In 30 Minutes, it took me about 40 hours to edit this so I would love it if I could get a post :)

leela-summers:

Let’s Talk About Sex - Tumblr Edition Part 3

Part 1: x
Part 2: x

leela-summers:

Let’s Talk About Sex - Tumblr Edition Part 2

Part 1: x
Part 3: x

leela-summers:

Let’s talk about sex - Tumblr Edition Part 1

Part 2: x
Part 3: x

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sigsauer-ist:

30roundrevolution:

sexecutive-outcums:

sapper-in-the-wire:

my-big-fat-greek-anus:

this is what mormons actually believe

I’m gonna go order this

I want a copy of this so fucking bad


Highlights include:Irish commandos introduced LSD into the water supplies of much of Britain. Under the influence of the drug, the Prime Minister and Parliament ordered the use of nuclear weapons against Ireland and her allies, South Africa and China. Texas declared independence from the United States as the Second Republic of Texas; due to Texas’ large oil reserves and refineries its recovery was an important strategic objective. During negotiations in Oklahoma City, the President of the US is kidnapped by Texas Rangers and held captive in Texas, while the US languished under the heavy-handed but ineffective leadership of the Vice President. War between the two nations continues.Israeli mercenaries are fighting for the United States government, promised land for their efforts. Their are powered by nuclear reactors and armed with Gatling lasers. bands of Indians with the Volkswagen logo painted on their chestsCoca-Cola is no longer manufactured in the United States but now imported from Israel.

that’s fucking rad

sigsauer-ist:

30roundrevolution:

sexecutive-outcums:

sapper-in-the-wire:

my-big-fat-greek-anus:

this is what mormons actually believe

I’m gonna go order this

I want a copy of this so fucking bad

Highlights include:
Irish commandos introduced LSD into the water supplies of much of Britain. Under the influence of the drug, the Prime Minister and Parliament ordered the use of nuclear weapons against Ireland and her allies, South Africa and China.

Texas declared independence from the United States as the Second Republic of Texas; due to Texas’ large oil reserves and refineries its recovery was an important strategic objective. During negotiations in Oklahoma City, the President of the US is kidnapped by Texas Rangers and held captive in Texas, while the US languished under the heavy-handed but ineffective leadership of the Vice President. War between the two nations continues.

Israeli mercenaries are fighting for the United States government, promised land for their efforts. Their are powered by nuclear reactors and armed with Gatling lasers.

bands of Indians with the Volkswagen logo painted on their chests

Coca-Cola is no longer manufactured in the United States but now imported from Israel.

that’s fucking rad

(Source: dong-energy, via thunderswarehouse)

baskintheafterglow:

supreemo:

chelsfarrington:

Lori Beth Denberg was the comedic genius of my childhood.

vital information over everything

A skit they should add to snl with her in it

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talesof4chan:

anon figures out ‘Friday’ by Rebecca blacktalesof4chan.tumblr.com

talesof4chan:

anon figures out ‘Friday’ by Rebecca black
talesof4chan.tumblr.com

ivysaaur:

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

this is mY FAVORITE THING

(via thefuuuucomics)

its:

going:

down:

im:

yelling:

timber:

you

better

move

you

better

masturbate

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reverseracist:

my favorite white