The brave little hotel toaster

textsfromsaotomegakuen:

[Image - Syo smiling.]
[Text - (250): I am a 5’4” ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.] 

textsfromsaotomegakuen:

[Image - Syo smiling.]

[Text - (250): I am a 5’4” ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.] 

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zillybooradley:

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR AGES

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hikkomijian:

imagine guinea pigs

undomesticated 

hunting

in packs 

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definitelynotlow:

thechurchchannel:

sinclairsolutions:

Cheesus II: The Reckoning

5 men, faced with a flooded town and nothing better to do felt the need to resurrect Cheesus Crust. It couldn’t be the same old Cheesus, however. With higher quality pizza, mini deep dish pizzas, popcorn chicken, tater tots, bacon, and pizza rolls, covered in shredded mozzarella and cheddar and melted to a solid slab, Cheesus II rose from the depths of Luke’s oven. Individual prayers were exchanged, and Cheesus II was consumed.

R.I.P. Cheesus II
4/19/2013 - 4/19/2013

why don’t me and my friends perform miracles like this

*tear rolls down face*

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sssammich:

epicluna:

the-221st-doctor:

Mom, Dad….. I’m French
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the bible says adam and eve not adam and hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower

 

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erinchu:

assorted-goodness:

Take a trip to Rapture.

Stare at the gif for at least 30 seconds. Then look at at any of the images of Rapture.

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EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME. THIS POST WINS TUMBLR.

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noblewartate:

Gallon Smashing: Kitten addition

noblewartate:

Gallon Smashing: Kitten addition

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