this is what mormons actually believe
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Irish commandos introduced LSD into the water supplies of much of Britain. Under the influence of the drug, the Prime Minister and Parliament ordered the use of nuclear weapons against Ireland and her allies, South Africa and China.
Texas declared independence from the United States as the Second Republic of Texas; due to Texas’ large oil reserves and refineries its recovery was an important strategic objective. During negotiations in Oklahoma City, the President of the US is kidnapped by Texas Rangers and held captive in Texas, while the US languished under the heavy-handed but ineffective leadership of the Vice President. War between the two nations continues.
Israeli mercenaries are fighting for the United States government, promised land for their efforts. Their are powered by nuclear reactors and armed with Gatling lasers.
bands of Indians with the Volkswagen logo painted on their chests
Coca-Cola is no longer manufactured in the United States but now imported from Israel.